BEARSEM COSTUME HIRE — RETURNS DESK $BEARSEM
A solemn human-faced black bear returns a folded bull costume at a yellow shop counter. The cream horns belong to the empty suit.

Same face. Different animal.

BEARSEM
COSTUME HIRE

RETURNS DESK · CUSTOMER COPY

DATE31 OCT

1 × BULL COSTUME
(ADULT, HORNED)
············ RETURNED

CONDITION: HORNS INTACT.
CONFIDENCE SLIGHTLY STRETCHED

EXCHANGE: NONE.
CUSTOMER KEEPING AN OPEN MIND

STAFF NOTE:
CUSTOMER DID NOT SMILE.
DOES NOT SMILE.

REASON:
CHANGE OF OUTLOOK

RETURNED

PLEASE RETAIN YOUR RECEIPT.

BEARSEM COSTUME HIRERETURNS

CHANGE OF
OUTLOOK.

Please complete in block capitals. Or paws.

Customer name
Bearsem
Item
Bull suit, one
Worn
Daily, enthusiastically
Reason
Change of outlook

Requested resolution

Exchange for larger bull

Store credit

Undecided (selected)

Customer signature Mark accepted.
WHITE — OFFICE COPYNO EXCHANGE REQUESTED
RETAIN THIS PORTION$BEARSEM

CLAIM No. — NOT ISSUED

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Contract pending

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